A Star is Born

[serendipity_sen]

I spent the weekend moving into Kamio's pad, and......wow. I have never seen such a chaotic place. The feng shui is alll outa whack. Kamio~ I'm hiring us a maid :D

Also, we really gotta talk. Your concert dates are all on very, very unlucky days. We're gonna have to reschedule everything.

And your image....yeah, after this whole panty debacle, we're changing things. The way I see it; you've got two options which I've listed below. Just lemme know which way you wanna go, and I'll take care of everything!!

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Korean boy bands are huge in the market right now. Basically, you're gonna have to join a boy band. Find four of your friends, flirt with each other a bit, and lots of crazy dancing. Also colorful skinny jeans.

I think you should emulate this group:







Notice how carefree and innocent they look.



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Yes, you read that right. Become the Japanese Bieber. I can see the dollar signs already.

I'll even let you get a cute girlfriend :D

Comments

[inui]

Is it possible that you have messed up the feng shui given your lack of soul?

[serendipity_sen]

.....

Where'd my soul go?

[inui]

You are a true ginger. You don't have one.

[serendipity_sen]

What?!!?!

Who the fuck are you anyways?

[inui]

Ginger: n. a person with red hair and green eyes

Inui Sadaharu, trainer to tennis pro Echizen Ryoma. Nice to meet you.

[serendipity_sen]

I know what a ginger is!!!

Whoa, that's sweet. Think he'd like do something with Kamio?

[inui]

Then you, of all people, should know you don't have a soul.

He's his own manager, but there is a 100% likelihood that he'd agree to anything if your side offers him free burgers and Ponta.

[ridingtherhythm]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH REDHEADS!!! DON'T YOU LOOK DOWN ON US!

[inui]

I wasn't. Also, you aren't a full ginger since your eyes are dark blue. Therefore, you have half a soul.

Congratulations.

[serendipity_sen]

Don't worry, Kamio-chan~ I'll protect you

[ridingtherhythm]

What's Feng Shui?

I can't change my concert dates! The tickets have already been sold!! You can make the new dates in the future but I'm not changing the ones I have.

...But most of my friend's can't sing and dance.

I'M NOT GONNA BE JUSTIN BIEBER SO GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!

[serendipity_sen]

I'll get you a book on it.

But the horoscopes never lie!

....Does one of them?

Just think of how big you would be. Visualize it.

[ridingtherhythm]

I don't want a book on it. Just tell me.

...How can they lie when they don't say anything at all?

Well, yeah, but he didn't want to come with me when I got the offer. I'll ask him again.

Wouldn't I be smaller?

[serendipity_sen]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_shui

They speak in other ways.

You should.

....You are pretty short.

[ridingtherhythm]

What's geomancy? Is it like geometry, with the isosceles triangles?

Not in ways that make sense.

I will.

HEY I'M NOT THAT SHORT. AND I'M OLDER THAN HIM.

[serendipity_sen]

You just put your furniture in a certain way for good karma okay?

You will see the light one day.

You are, but still young enough.

[supergreatmomo]

Don't touch the couch position! It's perfectly located for access to the TV and kitchen!

[supergreatmomo]

Plus, I'd make a great dancer.

[yanagi_renji]

Hello.

[ridingtherhythm]

ARE YOU THE LEADER?!?!

[yanagi_renji]

Of the Redhead Persecution Society?

No.

[ridingtherhythm]

No, I mean did you kill Inui-san and cast a spell on his dead body, and then order him to tell redheads they don't have souls?

[yanagi_renji]

Oh, is he being a nuisance?

[ridingtherhythm]

He said my Mom doesn't have a soul. T_T

AND HE'S A POSSESSED DEAD BODY.

...Can you make it stop, Leader-sama?

[serendipity_sen]

Hello~