A Star is Born

[serendipity_sen]

I spent the weekend moving into Kamio's pad, and......wow. I have never seen such a chaotic place. The feng shui is alll outa whack. Kamio~ I'm hiring us a maid :D

Also, we really gotta talk. Your concert dates are all on very, very unlucky days. We're gonna have to reschedule everything.

And your image....yeah, after this whole panty debacle, we're changing things. The way I see it; you've got two options which I've listed below. Just lemme know which way you wanna go, and I'll take care of everything!!

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Korean boy bands are huge in the market right now. Basically, you're gonna have to join a boy band. Find four of your friends, flirt with each other a bit, and lots of crazy dancing. Also colorful skinny jeans.

I think you should emulate this group:







Notice how carefree and innocent they look.



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Yes, you read that right. Become the Japanese Bieber. I can see the dollar signs already.

I'll even let you get a cute girlfriend :D

Comments

[ridingtherhythm]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH REDHEADS!!! DON'T YOU LOOK DOWN ON US!

[inui]

I wasn't. Also, you aren't a full ginger since your eyes are dark blue. Therefore, you have half a soul.

Congratulations.

[ridingtherhythm]

Thanks. Wait...WHAT

I HAVE MORE THAN HALF A SOUL!!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME ASSHOLE?!

[inui]

You're not a full ginger. Having a half a soul is better than none at all, but I suppose if you really want a full soul, you could pray to the Ginger Fairies to return it.

[ridingtherhythm]

WHO THE FUCK ARE THE GINGER FAIRIES AND WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH MY SOUL???

YOU'RE THE SOULLESS ONE YOU....YOU....WEIRDO TRAINER!

[inui]

The Ginger Fairies have the souls of gingers. If you want it back or complete, you go to them.

I'm not a ginger.

[ridingtherhythm]

BOTH MY MOM AND MY SISTER HAVE SOULS YOU ASSHOLE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM SOULLESS!!! ONLY PEOPLE WITH NO SOULS GO AROUND CALLING OTHER PEOPLE SOULLESS...

.....You're a zombie.

[inui]

Are they gingers?

Zombies are dead, Kamio. I'm definitely not dead.

[serendipity_sen]

You will be soon enough.

[ridingtherhythm]

What do you need to kill a zombie? I'm on ebay right now.

[ridingtherhythm]

They are.

AND WHAT HE SAID. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY FAMILY.

[inui]

Green eyes or not? If not, then they have half a soul.

You want to fight me too?

[serendipity_sen]

Don't worry, Kamio-chan~ I'll protect you

[ridingtherhythm]

I thought that was Momo's job.

[serendipity_sen]

Because obviously he's doing an awesome job of it so far.

[ridingtherhythm]

Valid point.

[serendipity_sen]

Why you hired me ;)

[ridingtherhythm]

I hired you to be my manager. But if you punch that guy whose saying that we don't have souls, I won't complain.

[serendipity_sen]

And I'm managing to find all of the holes in your current staff.

Plus, I don't think Momoshiro would get our issues with this guy.

[ridingtherhythm]

...Momoshiro is kind of like a doughnut.

True. He's not a redhead.

[supergreatmomo]

He's still here, isn't he? Scrawny ass and all!

[ridingtherhythm]

YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO SEND A TAXI TO SAVE ME FROM THE CRAZY FANGIRLS AND REPORTERS.

And my ass is not scrawny!

[supergreatmomo]

Well, the TV was pretty funny!

It's gonna be even more scrawny now. See where he's feng shooed the sofa with respect to the kitchen.

[ridingtherhythm]

I HAD TO PAY LIKE A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEN TO REPLACE THE REPORTER'S CAMERA.

But he's going on a Mr. Donut run.

[supergreatmomo]

You probably shouldn't have smashed it!

It's gonna take more than a few donuts to make up for this place. I can't even see the TV properly anymore.