A Star is Born

[serendipity_sen]

I spent the weekend moving into Kamio's pad, and......wow. I have never seen such a chaotic place. The feng shui is alll outa whack. Kamio~ I'm hiring us a maid :D

Also, we really gotta talk. Your concert dates are all on very, very unlucky days. We're gonna have to reschedule everything.

And your image....yeah, after this whole panty debacle, we're changing things. The way I see it; you've got two options which I've listed below. Just lemme know which way you wanna go, and I'll take care of everything!!

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Korean boy bands are huge in the market right now. Basically, you're gonna have to join a boy band. Find four of your friends, flirt with each other a bit, and lots of crazy dancing. Also colorful skinny jeans.

I think you should emulate this group:







Notice how carefree and innocent they look.



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Yes, you read that right. Become the Japanese Bieber. I can see the dollar signs already.

I'll even let you get a cute girlfriend :D

Comments

[inui]

No, I'm not. You have half a soul, remember.

I don't have one.

[supergreatmomo]

..... Koshimae.

[ridingtherhythm]

...Is it a witch or a wizard????

[supergreatmomo]

Tennis player.

[ridingtherhythm]

Does that give him magic powers?

[supergreatmomo]

Maybe. Why is your nose censored in that picture?

[ridingtherhythm]

Like, the power to possess dead bodies? It's just a sticker.

[supergreatmomo]

Hard to tell. Those tennis balls look pretty possessed. How different can a dead body be?

[ridingtherhythm]

True. ...Is it okay to let a witch/wizard go around free?

[inui]

No. He's not my leader.

[ridingtherhythm]

I HAVE A FULL SOUL.

...Yeah right. YOU WOULD HAVE NEEDED A WITCH OR WIZARD TO ANIMATE YOUR DEAD BODY.

[inui]

My glasses say otherwise.

Except I'm alive. And there are no witches or wizards around to reanimate my corpse.

[ridingtherhythm]

...That goes against everything you said before, INFERIO-THING.

[inui]

No it doesn't.

[ridingtherhythm]

YEAH IT DOES.

INTERIORS HAVE WHITE EYES (which you ADMITTED to hiding with your glasses) AND ARE USED BY WITCHES AND WIZARDS.

And tennis players, apparently.

[inui]

No.

I wear glasses to see these people. I am not one on my own. If I was, I wouldn't be able to explain it all to you so you could be prepared.

Do try and pay attention, Kamio.

[ridingtherhythm]

...You're just saying that BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE!!!

[inui]

Or you are just completely mental and unwilling to listen to reason. The probably of that is 100%.

[ridingtherhythm]

You're not gonna trick me, undead corpse.

[inui]

Would you like me to prove that my eyes aren't white?

[ridingtherhythm]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL EAT MY BRAIN.

[inui]

I'm not a zombie, Kamio. Zombies can't type or talk.

[ridingtherhythm]

LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING INFERI ZOMBIE THING.

[inui]

If I calculate sales based on your fans finding out you're insane, they will drop 72%.

[ridingtherhythm]

Like hell I'm taking advice from a DEAD BODY.