A Star is Born

[serendipity_sen]

I spent the weekend moving into Kamio's pad, and......wow. I have never seen such a chaotic place. The feng shui is alll outa whack. Kamio~ I'm hiring us a maid :D

Also, we really gotta talk. Your concert dates are all on very, very unlucky days. We're gonna have to reschedule everything.

And your image....yeah, after this whole panty debacle, we're changing things. The way I see it; you've got two options which I've listed below. Just lemme know which way you wanna go, and I'll take care of everything!!

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Korean boy bands are huge in the market right now. Basically, you're gonna have to join a boy band. Find four of your friends, flirt with each other a bit, and lots of crazy dancing. Also colorful skinny jeans.

I think you should emulate this group:







Notice how carefree and innocent they look.



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Yes, you read that right. Become the Japanese Bieber. I can see the dollar signs already.

I'll even let you get a cute girlfriend :D

Comments

[inui]

Ginger: n. a person with red hair and green eyes

Inui Sadaharu, trainer to tennis pro Echizen Ryoma. Nice to meet you.

[serendipity_sen]

I know what a ginger is!!!

Whoa, that's sweet. Think he'd like do something with Kamio?

[inui]

Then you, of all people, should know you don't have a soul.

He's his own manager, but there is a 100% likelihood that he'd agree to anything if your side offers him free burgers and Ponta.

[serendipity_sen]

But...I do have one!

That can definitely be arranged.

[inui]

You don't.

Echizen is his own manager, so run it through him.

[serendipity_sen]

I do I do!!!

I definitely will :D

[inui]

You don't. You don't.

[serendipity_sen]

You wanna go four eyes?

[inui]

I'm not afraid of a soulless ginger.

[ridingtherhythm]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH REDHEADS!!! DON'T YOU LOOK DOWN ON US!

[inui]

I wasn't. Also, you aren't a full ginger since your eyes are dark blue. Therefore, you have half a soul.

Congratulations.

[ridingtherhythm]

Thanks. Wait...WHAT

I HAVE MORE THAN HALF A SOUL!!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME ASSHOLE?!

[inui]

You're not a full ginger. Having a half a soul is better than none at all, but I suppose if you really want a full soul, you could pray to the Ginger Fairies to return it.

[ridingtherhythm]

WHO THE FUCK ARE THE GINGER FAIRIES AND WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH MY SOUL???

YOU'RE THE SOULLESS ONE YOU....YOU....WEIRDO TRAINER!

[inui]

The Ginger Fairies have the souls of gingers. If you want it back or complete, you go to them.

I'm not a ginger.

[ridingtherhythm]

BOTH MY MOM AND MY SISTER HAVE SOULS YOU ASSHOLE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM SOULLESS!!! ONLY PEOPLE WITH NO SOULS GO AROUND CALLING OTHER PEOPLE SOULLESS...

.....You're a zombie.

[serendipity_sen]

Don't worry, Kamio-chan~ I'll protect you

[ridingtherhythm]

I thought that was Momo's job.

[serendipity_sen]

Because obviously he's doing an awesome job of it so far.

[ridingtherhythm]

Valid point.

[serendipity_sen]

Why you hired me ;)

[ridingtherhythm]

I hired you to be my manager. But if you punch that guy whose saying that we don't have souls, I won't complain.

[supergreatmomo]

He's still here, isn't he? Scrawny ass and all!

[ridingtherhythm]

YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO SEND A TAXI TO SAVE ME FROM THE CRAZY FANGIRLS AND REPORTERS.

And my ass is not scrawny!

[supergreatmomo]

Well, the TV was pretty funny!

It's gonna be even more scrawny now. See where he's feng shooed the sofa with respect to the kitchen.