A Star is Born

[serendipity_sen]

I spent the weekend moving into Kamio's pad, and......wow. I have never seen such a chaotic place. The feng shui is alll outa whack. Kamio~ I'm hiring us a maid :D

Also, we really gotta talk. Your concert dates are all on very, very unlucky days. We're gonna have to reschedule everything.

And your image....yeah, after this whole panty debacle, we're changing things. The way I see it; you've got two options which I've listed below. Just lemme know which way you wanna go, and I'll take care of everything!!

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Korean boy bands are huge in the market right now. Basically, you're gonna have to join a boy band. Find four of your friends, flirt with each other a bit, and lots of crazy dancing. Also colorful skinny jeans.

I think you should emulate this group:







Notice how carefree and innocent they look.



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Yes, you read that right. Become the Japanese Bieber. I can see the dollar signs already.

I'll even let you get a cute girlfriend :D

Comments

[inui]

The Ginger Fairies have the souls of gingers. If you want it back or complete, you go to them.

I'm not a ginger.

[ridingtherhythm]

BOTH MY MOM AND MY SISTER HAVE SOULS YOU ASSHOLE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM SOULLESS!!! ONLY PEOPLE WITH NO SOULS GO AROUND CALLING OTHER PEOPLE SOULLESS...

.....You're a zombie.

[inui]

Are they gingers?

Zombies are dead, Kamio. I'm definitely not dead.

[serendipity_sen]

You will be soon enough.

[ridingtherhythm]

What do you need to kill a zombie? I'm on ebay right now.

[serendipity_sen]

Just buy me one of those zombie killing kits.

[ridingtherhythm]

I'm buying six. And a vampire one. Just in case.

[serendipity_sen]

Get a ghost kit too.

[ridingtherhythm]

The deluxe one or the regular one?

[serendipity_sen]

What do you think?

[ridingtherhythm]

They are.

AND WHAT HE SAID. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY FAMILY.

[inui]

Green eyes or not? If not, then they have half a soul.

You want to fight me too?

[serendipity_sen]

He's not fighting anybody.

[ridingtherhythm]

THEY HAVE FULL SOULS YOU ASSHOLE.

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN FOR THE SHIT YOU SAID.

[supergreatmomo]

OMG. I'm living in a house full of soul-less ghouls?!

[ridingtherhythm]

WE HAVE SOULS. HE'S TOTALLY LYING.

[supergreatmomo]

Prove it!

[ridingtherhythm]

People without souls can't write music.

[supergreatmomo]

I think that only counts if you write soul music and you aren't black so....

[inui]

They aren't ghouls, Momoshiro. For starters, they aren't monsters that rob graves or consume human flesh. Second, they aren't of the "undead" status.

Merely soulless humans.

[ridingtherhythm]

...I should buy a ghoul kit too.

[inui]

For what, exactly? A belated Halloween concert?

[ridingtherhythm]

NO. A kit to kill ghouls. Duh.

[supergreatmomo]

So why do all the girls show their flesh at Kamio's concerts? And if they have no soul, what happens when they die? Do they become 'undead' then? If so, how do you know they're not undead now?

[inui]

1) Because they want to have sex with him.
2) Stasis.
3) No.
4) Because then they would have no free-will.