A Star is Born

[serendipity_sen]

I spent the weekend moving into Kamio's pad, and......wow. I have never seen such a chaotic place. The feng shui is alll outa whack. Kamio~ I'm hiring us a maid :D

Also, we really gotta talk. Your concert dates are all on very, very unlucky days. We're gonna have to reschedule everything.

And your image....yeah, after this whole panty debacle, we're changing things. The way I see it; you've got two options which I've listed below. Just lemme know which way you wanna go, and I'll take care of everything!!

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Korean boy bands are huge in the market right now. Basically, you're gonna have to join a boy band. Find four of your friends, flirt with each other a bit, and lots of crazy dancing. Also colorful skinny jeans.

I think you should emulate this group:







Notice how carefree and innocent they look.



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Yes, you read that right. Become the Japanese Bieber. I can see the dollar signs already.

I'll even let you get a cute girlfriend :D

Comments

[ridingtherhythm]

What's Feng Shui?

I can't change my concert dates! The tickets have already been sold!! You can make the new dates in the future but I'm not changing the ones I have.

...But most of my friend's can't sing and dance.

I'M NOT GONNA BE JUSTIN BIEBER SO GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!

[serendipity_sen]

I'll get you a book on it.

But the horoscopes never lie!

....Does one of them?

Just think of how big you would be. Visualize it.

[ridingtherhythm]

I don't want a book on it. Just tell me.

...How can they lie when they don't say anything at all?

Well, yeah, but he didn't want to come with me when I got the offer. I'll ask him again.

Wouldn't I be smaller?

[serendipity_sen]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_shui

They speak in other ways.

You should.

....You are pretty short.

[ridingtherhythm]

What's geomancy? Is it like geometry, with the isosceles triangles?

Not in ways that make sense.

I will.

HEY I'M NOT THAT SHORT. AND I'M OLDER THAN HIM.

[serendipity_sen]

You just put your furniture in a certain way for good karma okay?

You will see the light one day.

You are, but still young enough.

[ridingtherhythm]

But I like my furniture the way it is.

NO BIEBER. EVER.

[serendipity_sen]

BE A BELIEBER KAMIO.

[inui]

I thought it would be pertinent to mention that if Kamio did choose to be more "Bieber" or "k-pop-y," then his sales would increase approximately 250%.

[serendipity_sen]

See? He won't listen....

WAIT A MINUTE.

We don't trust you.

[inui]

I ran an algorithm. Given Kamio's current sales figures, against projected sales leave him rather bland. If you compare this to an algorithm of Kamio with your suggested changes, then... I've just faxed you the numbers.

Believe me and I'll tell you how to get your soul back.

[serendipity_sen]

......

We're still meeting face to face.

[inui]

I take it that you received them.

Of course. I never once believed the fax would cancel that.

[serendipity_sen]

Call me when you land.

[inui]

Your number is already in my phone.

[ridingtherhythm]

NO WAY.

I'LL DRESS COLORFUL AND SHIT, BUT I DO NOT BELIBE.

[serendipity_sen]

It's okay.

Just keep dancing to that catchy song.

[ridingtherhythm]

I'M RIDING THE RHYTHMMMMM

[serendipity_sen]

Yeah you are!

[ridingtherhythm]

Luciferrrrrrr

[serendipity_sen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roughtzsCDI

Learn this one too.

[ridingtherhythm]

Dude, I may not speak Korean but I'm in entertainment. I TOTALLY KNOW THAT ONE!

[serendipity_sen]

Sweeeeet

[ridingtherhythm]

....A doughnut would be sweet.

[serendipity_sen]

After you finish the song.